I just recevied my penis pills.
I love Saturdays. I didn’t have to go to work today so I sat around to the new sites I wrote about this week and jacked off 5 times and it’s not even noon yet. I went to get mail today and I think I had some cum stuck to my shorts because one of my neighbors kept looking at me strangely, either she wanted to lick it off or she found it disgusting. Maybe I’ll fill up a cup with sperm, ask her if she’d like a taste and send it to the Wife Bucket support slut aka friend I made this week.
Anyways, in the mail today I got my new order of penis pills from Virilix. I got them free because they have a promotion right now where you can get a free months of supply. It’s what Peter North eats before he fucks in a scene so that’s kinda cool. I really don’t know how 1 single bottle can be a months supply. They say on the label 3 pills is one serving but the logic I’m taking here is if I want a bigger cock I should eat a pill ever hour until my dick is the size of a coke can. I’ve read the label; it’s all herbal stuff…a mixture and compound of Zinc, Ginkgo Biloba and also bark extract? No wonder it smells like shit lol!
Anyways it’s free (here’s the link) and I actually got 2 bottles, one to try and to put on my desk at work (so the whores of the office to see it) and one bottle to give to my Grandpa for Christmas.
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