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Have a Fucked Up Merry Christmas!

Jimmy J — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:44:18 +0000

Hope you all have a Fucked Up Merry Christmas! “Fucked Up” is a good term here so really, have a good one. Today, I felt extra festive so decided to post some pictures up from one of my favorite porn Networks, Reality Kings. First off, we have a group of Lesbians fucking each other while dressed up in Christmas gear and using dildos…HO HO HO literally!

Next we have a BBW…fat ass Black chick sucking cock under a Christmas tree…

If you aren’t a member of Reality Kings, give yourself a Christmas Gift of 28 porn sites and over 7,000 girls. Fuck every other gift this one is actually useful Visit Reality Kings for more previews and other shit. Oh yeah, Merry Fucking Christmas!

New features on Fucked Up Pornsites

Jimmy J — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:36:58 +0000

Ok fellow dirt bags, I’ve updated the site a bit and added some cool shit. The voting system now is based on “level of fucked up”, 1-5 with 5 being the highest level of “fucked up”. Before it was just rate this 1-5, if you mouse over the number it will show which level means. Also, I added a section for “Most Fucked Up”, which shows the most popular posts and articles. The last update is on the far right which is a section for “Fucked Up Stuff”, so far I only have 2 things listed; Virilix (penis pills I eat like candy) and the Flesh Light (a fake pussy that I like to use when my hand is sore). Well enjoy today’s fucked up picture!!!

Image Courtesy Wife Bucket

I just recevied my penis pills.

Jimmy J — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:27:42 +0000

I love Saturdays. I didn’t have to go to work today so I sat around to the new sites I wrote about this week and jacked off 5 times and it’s not even noon yet. I went to get mail today and I think I had some cum stuck to my shorts because one of my neighbors kept looking at me strangely, either she wanted to lick it off or she found it disgusting. Maybe I’ll fill up a cup with sperm, ask her if she’d like a taste and send it to the Wife Bucket support slut aka friend I made this week.

Anyways, in the mail today I got my new order of penis pills from Virilix. I got them free because they have a promotion right now where you can get a free months of supply. It’s what Peter North eats before he fucks in a scene so that’s kinda cool. I really don’t know how 1 single bottle can be a months supply. They say on the label 3 pills is one serving but the logic I’m taking here is if I want a bigger cock I should eat a pill ever hour until my dick is the size of a coke can. I’ve read the label; it’s all herbal stuff…a mixture and compound of Zinc, Ginkgo Biloba and also bark extract? No wonder it smells like shit lol!

Anyways it’s free (here’s the link) and I actually got 2 bottles, one to try and to put on my desk at work (so the whores of the office to see it) and one bottle to give to my Grandpa for Christmas.

Fucked Up at a Vegas Porn Convention!!!

Jimmy J — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:06:42 +0000

Hi guys and gals, I’m still in Vegas and am still recovering from the weekend. I will be posting up more fucked up shit for you to see this week. My trip is going good…yesterday, I met these really nice whores from England, it was their first time in Vegas so they were hammered at Ghost Bar at the Palms where I was hanging out with a few friends. Long story short, both chicks got fucked by all 3 of us, the bitches weren’t even drunk this time lol. These bitches were wrecked in the morning, one of them never had Anal before (of course we fucked her ass all night) and couldn’t walk. Check out this picture I took with my phone as a keep sake…lol!

The occasion is a monster week of Porn Conventions and shows, AVN was a few days ago and is like the Oscars of porn, complete with awards and a show and Internext-Expo which is a convention (started yesterday) where are the degenerates of the porn industry meet and greet, this was at the Palms this year. If you don’t know what it is or never heard of Internext go to their website. Google it or it’s here for you lazy asses. There are literally day long parties with porn stars all over town this weekend and tons of people shooting films. Sometimes film crews pull random dudes into scenes to fuck the whores, similar to scenes on Fuck Team Five by Bangbros. So if you ever go and hope to ever fuck pornstars then make sure you bring condoms because they won’t let you film without them. If you haven’t figured it out I do actually, work in the adult industry not just a fan of fucked up porn. If you want to check out some pics of AVN and the show, here is a fucking sweet gallery of the event.